*in baby voice*

Hey there....hey there...whatcha doing down there?

Eowyn: Um, Legolas, dear, is that your hand?

You talkin' to me?  Are YOU talkin' to ME?

Oh God!  Can someone please tell Gandalf to stop with the Obiwan Kenobi bit?

Guy: What do you mean, you love Orlando Bloom  more than me?

Keira: Well, just look AT him!

Keira!  Are you mad!  He'll kill me if he thinks I'm hotter than him!

Is it true?  You think you're hotter than me?

Well...

(eyes him up and down)

Yeah...

You didn't have to lock me up for it!  You wart hog faced buffoon!